#SayNoToShiteCocktails was a blog I wrote back in 2019 so here's a throwback to when I wrote about the #MOJITO People have been coming up to me and telling me the places that serve these shite drinks and its just upsetting me as one thing I strive to do is give the best drinks ever and isn’t this what they should be doing? So that leads us on to the next cocktail that is being served looking like it’s a vase of mint that has been sat there for the past 4 weeks! Or in some cas

“An espresso martini please” all excited for a smooth coffee delight with a thick foam and coffee beans sitting on top. To be delighted with this glass of dirty friggin dish water! Absolutely fuming I was, so this #SayNoToShite Cocktails is all about the Espresso Martini. Just look at it! The Espresso Martini is supposed to be a sumptuous mix of vodka, coffee liqueur and espresso. It’s rich, indulgent and creamy, and the shot of espresso will make sure you keep up with the pa

Well after the first #SayNoToShiteCocktails blog went live I’ve had comments and messages all owa! And it’s not just me that’s noticed the diabolical quality of drinks out there! People have been coming up to me and telling me the places that serve these drinks and its just upsetting me as one thing I strive to do is give the best drinks ever and isn’t this what they should be doing, seen as though it’s the Goddamn industry they are in!? Fools! So that leads us on to the next

I'm sick... Sick of the quality of cocktails that are going around right now! So going forward I'm starting a little campaign and will call out these monstrosities! Starting with the Porn Star Martini, my god I feel queezy looking at them, something needs to be done so join me and #SayNoToShiteCocktails As reported by on-trade specialist CGA Strategy, the Porn Star Martini is now the most ordered cocktail in UK restaurants, bars and pubs. So why on earth is it going out looki