Mr Mix Terms & Conditions: Now with Extra Sass! 

Welcome to the not-so-boring section, where we outline the fun and fabulous stuff you need to know! 🌟

Bookings:

• To get the party started, drop a non-refundable deposit quicker than you can say "Mixologist" (so maybe not that fast, just get one across)

• A deposit is £5pp, or whatever the offer is at the time, probably £5pp

• Quotations are like Cinderella's dress: they're not around for very long, three days, then they're off and back to normal!

Travel:

• Mr Mix covers the North East like glitter covers a hen night. No travel charge within a 60 mile return journey from Mr Mix HQ, but beyond that, it's just 50p per mile.

Purchases:

• Once you've snagged a purchase, ticket to an event etc. It's like buying concert tickets: non-refundable, but oh so worth it!

• Just remember, once it leaves Mr Mix's hands, it's yours for keeps, bumps, and all! You wouldn’t take your smashed bottle of voddy back to Tesco for another would you!?

Cancellations:

• Think of cancellations like a tequila shot: not enjoyable, but sometimes necessary. Just give us 14 days' notice in writing! 

• And hey, if life throws you a curveball, you've got up to a year to reschedule.

Vouchers:

• Vouchers are like Willy Wonka's golden tickets: precious, magical, and strictly one per customer per booking.

• Got a voucher? You're basically holding the key to cocktail paradise, Use it or lose it! 🍹

Licencing:

• I don't take responsibility in your event licensing so don't pass the blame, but I’m still the life of the party so if a licence is needed for anything Mr Mix organises then I’ll sort it!

Rates:

• Our rates are like cocktails: they'll leave you wanting more! But hey, quality comes at a price, darling. Drop an email for the Consultancy booklet (they’re in there or slide in those DM’s)

Late Payments:

• Don't make me chase you; it's not a good look for either of us. Pay up within three days, or risk being left out of the party! ⏳

Additional:

• If the unexpected happens (like a sudden downpour or a rogue unicorn sighting), we won't be held responsible. But we'll still do our best to sprinkle some magic on your event! ✨

So there you have it: the not-so-boring breakdown of Mr Mixologist's terms and conditions. Now, let's get this party started!